"Hi mate. I'm still out in town, just got £1,000 in my account from these guys.."

This is NOT a picture of a man's legs, apparently…

A man who carried out a violent and unprovoked attack on a random stranger has avoided jail today.

Designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have been found guilty of massive tax evasion in Italy.

…as an outdoor pool?

The Minister for Health James Reilly says threats to burn him and his family out of their home have gone much further than they should have.

Because it can't go any worse for her than the Question and Answer round.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reportedly named their daughter Kaidence Donda West.

A homeless addict has been sentenced to three years after he had sex with a school girl having met her for the first time that day while she was wearing her uniform.

James Gandolfini, the actor famous for his lead role in mob drama The Sopranos, has died in Italy, according to his managers.

Teachers are extremely worried about reports of more cuts to special needs support, according to a leading union spokesperson.

…as an outdoor pool?

The sale of the harvesting rights for the country's state-owned forests has been abandoned.

A court has heard how a muddy footprint in the kitchen of the Justice Minister's home helped catch his burglar.

Justice Minister Alan Shatter said today that the practice of slopping out at Mountjoy Prison in Dublin will be phased out by the end of the year.

Designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have been found guilty of massive tax evasion in Italy.

Floods in south-west France have forced the closure of the Catholic pilgrimage site in Lourdes and the evacuation of visitors from nearby hotels.

Proceedings between Bank of Ireland and former Irish rugby star Frankie Sheahan with his brother Joseph has opened before the High Court today.

The Justice Minister Alan Shatter is renewing his promise to resume garda recruitment, but he admits there is no timeframe for the process.

A man who carried out a violent and unprovoked attack on a random stranger has avoided jail today.

James Gandolfini, the actor famous for his lead role in mob drama The Sopranos, has died in Italy, according to his managers.

A sage observation from the world of lingerie.

The British Chancellor has raised the possibility of selling Ulster Bank's assets.

Sue Johnston has quit 'Coronation Street'.

The Government's abortion legislation will take a first step towards becoming law when it is introduced in the Dáil today.

The World Bank has given $20m to Haiti for cleaning up its public resources and making them more transparent.

Beady Eye will play Oasis songs on their tour.

Taoiseach Enda Kenny will travel to Vienna today to meet other European leaders for a summit to prepare for the next European Council meeting.

Microsoft has rolled back a much-criticised requirement that its upcoming Xbox One gaming console be regularly connected to the internet, and made clear that there will be no limitations on sharing games.

British and Irish Lions coach Warren Gatland revealed that Alex Corbisiero's superior scrummaging resulted in his selection ahead of Mako Vunipola for Saturday's opening Test against Australia.