Former Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown is enraged he has to share a spot at the Glastonbury Festival with pop star Kylie Minogue.
The Manchester singer insists the legendary music event should be exclusively rock-based - and is convinced once the novelty of the sexy Australian wears off, the crowd would rather see him instead.
He fumes: "Just what's Kylie doing playing at Glastonbury? Once the crowd have all gone and had a good leech, I reckon they'll come and see me."