'Warlock' Sheen wants third 'goddess' to return

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to become his third ‘goddess’.

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to become his third ‘goddess’.

The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star already shares his Los Angeles home with his two live-in girlfriends, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly, but he is ready to welcome the ‘Black Swan’ actress into his unconventional family.

During his ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth’ show, he told the crowd: "Here's the good news: my goddesses have already f***ing approved her. She's pre-approved!

“I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f***ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you're still f***ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Charlie, 45, says he has the perfect plan to get 27-year-old Mila to live with him.

He said: "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f***ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. 'Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.' "

However, Charlie says he is a little wary of welcoming a third woman into the fold, as his plan didn’t work when he tried to integrate estranged wife Brooke Mueller.

He said: "I tried three. It doesn't work."

But he said if anyone could manage juggling lots of women, it would be him.

He said: "A warlock can manage so many goddesses."

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