The good folks at Brother Hubbard café in Dublin posed diners the age-old question this morning - which Miley gets your vote?
Judging by the contents of their tip jar, we have a clear winner…
"It's been heartening to see the outpouring of affection for our dear Miley!" the café said, meaning the venerable soap star played by the late Mick Lally, of course, not the inappropriately twerking pop princess.
A clear message for all cafés and eateries - leverage the appeal of much-loved Irish figures, and you'll kill it on tips.