Read this sign from a butcher's in Co Cavan:
Yep.
We're 99% sure they mean 'dog mince' in the way you'd say 'dog food'. And not, you, know, the way you 'lamb chops' … right?
Spotted by Conor Wilson in Virginia, Co Cavan, there's just no way it's meant "that way". We think.
Hats off to another Twitter user for this pun though:
Now, excuse us while we go buy a book on vegetarian lifestyle.