This girl wrote and submitted the most ridiculous college essay while drunk
When this student checked her email after a drunken night out, she was in for a bit of a shock.
According to McKenna Clark, at some point the night before, she remembered she had a Criminal Justice essay due the next day, so she high-tailed it home, jotted some nonsense down - and hit send.
And the essay itself is… well, see for yourself.
It reads in full:
“Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not [sic]. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic.
“Professor Grams, my name is McKenna. I had some Dr Peppers I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can’t do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr Peppers wore off.
“I am now contemplating the assignment that you gave me. It’s illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realise that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.
“Love you.”
We find it hard to believe that she would actually hit send on this but you never know… This is her earlier that night.
Her post has gone crazy viral so even if she didn’t submit it, it's likely her professor has since seen it anyway.
No word on her grade yet.
