Is nowhere private?
Former Liverpool striker Ryan Babel has come under fire for an extraordinary Twiiter rant in which he advised a female soccer fan to "concentrate on growing some tits instead of speaking about football".
"Quit messing around, Jerry. You'll drown!"
Look at his face!
Inviting a supporter on stage to touch your hair is something only Donald Trump would do.
Can you get a perfect score?
The photos are just as weird as the title suggests.