Rock wildman Ozzy Osbourne is in talks with theatre producers to star in the London production of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
The Osbournes reality star, 56, is desperate to play the evil Child Catcher in the West End show, currently being performed by former Boyzone singer Stephen Gately.
Osbourne enthuses: "I love the show and I think that I would be great in that role.
"I am supposed to be the prince of f**king darkness after all."