Colin Farrell is stunned at the amount of attention his penis has received in his upcoming movie A home at the end of the world - because he's been told it's much smaller than Ewan McGregor's.
The Phone booth star's full-frontal nude shot was recently pulled from the film, after it proved to be too distracting for test screening audiences.
And while reports have deemed Farrell's manhood "big", the Irish heart-throb admits it really isn't anything to get too excited about - especially compared to McGregor, who flashed his manhood most recently in Young Adam.
He tells Entertainment Weekly: "I mean, f*** me! Who gives a f***? Apart from the readers of (gay magazine) The Advocate maybe, who wants to see Colin Farrell's c*** that much?
"And let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f***ing write home about. Someone told me that someone said it was fine but it was no Ewan McGregor!
"It's nothing, man! I walk to a door and you see my c***, and I walk out of the shot. It's dark, and it's three inches, uh, seconds long."
Farrell also agrees with movies bosses' decision to cut the clip, explaining: "I don't think it was needed. I think it was smart to cut it out. Now with all the f***in' press, it seems like a marketing ploy because (people) will go to see what they're not going to see."