The many talents of Mario Balotelli
The former Manchester City bad boy enjoys a moment of musical reflection with Juventus team-mate Andrea Pirlo, caught on camera by some onlookers.
The way Balotelli's dexterous fingers tinkle the ivories reminds the viewer of his feet caressing a football, Pirlo's calm and imperious gaze reflecting the sombre, yet joyful, mood in the room…
*SOUND OF NEEDLE SCRATCHING OFF RECORD*
Yes, it's a fake. We know it's a fake. You know it's a fake. The Chinese ad agency that apparently made it know it's a fake.
But still.
