Ever since they got together in 2003, Lindsay Stamhuism, from Edmonton, Canada, has had to deal with her husband Aidan Hailes' habit of talking absolute nonsense in his sleep.
It's not just mumbling in his sleep - he actually has full conversations with her - and his night time utterings are so bizarre that for the last two years, Lindsay has been texting transcripts of what he's been saying so he can also appreciate them.
He posted screenshots of the messages to Imgur, where they quickly went viral.
Take a look.
I talk in my sleep and my wife messages me what I say.
"Being Belgian".
His wife's a saint.