So it’s all over. Last night was Census Night and everyone was up to ninety, trying to get the form completed and figuring out who was supposed to be on the bloody thing.
And while some people saw it as their moment to shine ("Give it to me, I'm great at filling out forms") others saw it as unwelcome homework to exacerbate the usual back-to-school Sunday night feeling.
Jesus people are tweeting about #Census2016 like its honours maths in the leaving cert. It's a form where the answers are your life. Cop on!
— Baz (@bazlyons) April 24, 2016
But, as usual, we didn’t miss an opportunity to have a bit of craic.
The religion section provoked a bit of debate.
And pretty much everyone exaggerated their Irish language abilities
Census: "Can you speak Irish?"
— Paddy McKenna (@PaddyMcKenna) April 24, 2016
My first and only thought: "An bhfuil cad agam dul dtí an leithreas?"
*Confidently marks 'yes'*#Census2016
For some it provoked an existential crisis
Don't let anyone treat you like a person 2, you are a person 1 #Census2016 #Blackstorke not a #blacktick
— Stephen Clarke (@stephenwclarke) April 25, 2016
As well as an unwelcome examination of their love life
After 15 years of marriage Margaret found out Brian was married before albeit briefly to an exotic dancer from Vegas #census2016 #darttales
— June Shannon (@juneshannon) April 25, 2016
Yeah yeah #Census2016 rub it in why don't you!! 😩 The wave of loneliness is real, no off the bed by myself 😩😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/qClquOD4BI
— Ciamhie Mc Digital (@CiamhieMc) April 24, 2016
Of course, some took the opportunity to mess with their kids
But it was also an opportunity for their kids to mess with them
And one to campaign for pets to be considered full members of the family
I don't think my cat is taking the census seriously enough pic.twitter.com/z6rol7rA1r
— Gráinne McGuinness (@GMMcGuinness) April 24, 2016
What were you supposed to do if you had a load of guests over?
Tonight is possibly the worst time to have a free gaff #Census2016
— Foil Arms and Hog (@FoilArmsAndHog) April 24, 2016
And what about those who ‘forgot’?
Overheard on train
— Sarah Harte (@SarahHarte16) April 25, 2016
Man: Shit,we never did the census
Woman: Guess were going to jail #Census2016
Oh, well!
Good luck, enumerators.