Sick of the Royal Baby Watch? Don't worry, so are the journalists.
BBC's Simon McCoy lets us know how he feels about being sent to stand outside a hospital door all day.
"Plenty more to come to come from here ... none of it news, but that won't stop us."
What a genius. In fairness, it sounds like his whole newscast is comedy gold:
Best. Line. EVER from @simonmccoy "World media gathered here to report that there is nothing to report" #RoyalBaby
— Steven Godwin (@StevenGodwin) July 22, 2013
Most insightful coverage from @simonmccoy, describing the British public as 'agog with indifference'. #RoyalBaby #deadright
— Stephen Maughan (@StephenMaughan2) July 22, 2013
"Endless speculation, endless chat and not a lot of information" - @simonmccoy provides refreshingly honest appraisal of the hours ahead.
— Gordon Smith (@smithgme) July 22, 2013