Has a watermelon ever sprouted from your stomach because you swallowed a seed and water at the same time? Has your face ever been whipped into a permanently goofy face because the wind changed before you had a chance to return to a normal expression? No?
Well, chances are your parents lied. But the good news is, you're not alone. People on Twitter are sharing a new hashtag #LiesYourParentsToldYou with, you got it, lies their parents told them. And it's actually quite funny.
Don’t swallow your gum or it will be stuck in your body for 7 years!!!😂😂😂 #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/agw73fZWVF
— 🌻TRINA🌻 (@totallytrina_) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Anth Sinnott (@librarianth) June 20, 2019
Parents: "We'll think about it"
Me: "Thank you" *wanders off under the impression that my deepest desires are being carefully and consideratly weighed
Parents:... pic.twitter.com/J1jwmDqinE
Those hockey cards aren't going to be worth anything when you get older #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Tom Puckett (@TomPuckettWBEN) June 19, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou: It’s illegal to turn the lights on inside the car while driving. pic.twitter.com/tVioVQIoTI
— Brandi Smith (@BrandiSmithNews) June 19, 2019
What are some of the lies your parents told you? Let us know in the comments!