Lent is almost upon us so some of you may be considering what to give up. Let us help...
Chocolate, crisps and beer? Nah, here's what we as a nation
should disown for the next 40 days.Good God, but we love to whinge.
Whether it's about the weather, the bankers,the potholes, The Late Late Show, the price of petrol, austerity… there's nothing we like better that a good auld moan.
(See also: Begrudgery)
Imagine 40 days and 40 nights free of this:
This vid contains serious amounts of swearing. Something else we should be giving up, except in this case.
Angela Merkel cares not a jot whether you are at work, in bed eating your breakfast or teaching Mandarin Chinese to the dog.
Angela Merkel could not give a Scheisse - she has more to be doing. Stop it.
A la Dublin Housewives, Tallafornia and Rosanna Davidson.
The sun hasn't shone since July 13, 2009.
Yisser not fooling anyone girls (and lads)
Enough already.
Forget your orange spray-on, this is a real Irish tan. It might not be current at the mo (let's face it, when is it ever current?), but we do tend to go a bit mad when there is a bit of solar action going on.
We've heard them all.
Twice.
(Addendum: Dear Internet. Using Father Ted images for memes. IT'S BEEN DONE).
Those horses are needed for the burgers.
"ZOMG IT'S BRESSIE!!!! SQUEEE!!!"
Oh shut up.
As Kian says, it's not the Bressie show....
Cripes but we love to fondly reminisce about our school books / old TV shows / long-forgotten sweets blah blah blah.
Enough already.
GET OVER IT.
We use tablets at school now and watch programmes on the computer. And sure don't we have those Ye Olde Sweet Shops everywhere too...
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We can get a bit carried away when we win something.
And we should stop.
Because when we do win, we go from this...
To this.
“@jessikazebo: @SimonZebo on the road to recovery! Looking for sympathy! Thank god all went well today #strongasanox! http://t.co/PNp1QjaL”🙈
— Simon Zebo (@SimonZebo) February 11, 2013
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