Drunk man gets into fight with himself after leaving a note

Sober Steve was only thinking of Hungover Steve but Drunk Steve was having none of it.

Drunk man gets into fight with himself after leaving a note

As most of us are painfully aware (especially today), as we get older, our bodies just don’t deal with hangovers the way they used to. .

There's no bouncing back in a few hours after a shower and a fry and they've been known to last days (hold us).

This man knows.

Before Australian man Steve Davidson left for a big night out, he tried to get in front of the looming hangover by leaving a note to his drunk self, reminding him to drink water.

"To Drunk Steve. Please drink this bottle of water before bed then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you. From, Sober Steve"

But Drunk Steve does not being told what to do and when he found the note, he left this reply.

"F*CK YOU SOBER STEVE I DO WHAT I WANT PS — TELL SOBER HANGOVER STEVE THAT HE'S A LIL BITCH."

RUDE. And after Sober Steve made sure you got chicken wings and all.

"I wrote the note to hopefully lessen the hangover as I'm now on the wrong side of 30 and they're just getting worse and lasting longer," Steve told the Daily Mail.

"I'm quite stubborn when drunk so when I saw the note I thought, 'no one tells me what I can and can't do", so I replied, but I remember I kept getting confused to which Steve I was talking to hence the crossed out sections."

We feel the Steves would benefit from some group counselling.

H/T:Mashable

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