Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, bow down to your new Twitter overlord.
Like all superheroes, we don't know their true identity - or gender. All we have to go on are the initials 'JD' and the below customer service masterclass.
Twitter user/gangsta Immy 'Badman' Bugti had a bone to pick with the catalogue retail giant over the weekend, specifically regarding the paucity of a certain console in the greater Manchester area, and the demeanour of an unnamed associate.
So he tweeted @ArgosHelpers thusly:
And, like a gentle rain of genius cascading from the heavens, came this LEGEND response:
@BadManBugti Safe badman, we gettin sum more PS4 tings in wivin da next week y'get me. Soz bout da attitude, probz avin a bad day yo.
— Argos Helpers (@ArgosHelpers) March 8, 2014
LD
Can't argue with that. And in fairness, the man didn't.
Go to the top of the social media class, JD, and grab yourself a pint or seven while you're up there.
#Respect #Wasteman
Of course, some people were just jealous:
Somewhere in East London, a social media community manager practices their 'youth speak'. 'Safe, badman' they say to themselves. 'Soz. Yo.'
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) March 10, 2014