14 completely inappropriate Valentine's gifts
Still not picked up that perfect gift for your other half? Here's what to avoid at all costs…
Honey, you got me a ? You really shouldn't have.
You shouldn't have.
When she told you she'd like some special lingerie, she did mean a bra festooned with fairy lights.
Nothing says "I need specialist help" like the gift of a hug in a box.
Well, they call it a hug in a box. We call it a creepy pair of dismembered Mickey Mouse arms.
Dial 1-877-LUV-HUGS!
GPS lingerie. She's going to really love that.
It might have seemed like a good idea at the time (how?!?!?!), but it really didn't go down well.
Attention Star Wars nerds!
There are 365 evenings in the year. Surely for you could lay off the Jedi references.
Thanks to the wonderfully talented Anna Stiffler for use of this cartoon. Check out more of her art here.
For extra 'you're getting dumped tomorrow' credit, serve it up to your veggie partner rare.
Someone got the last bouquet of red roses before you?
Not to worry, will do just fine.
(Actually, that's the perfect Valentines should your partner happen to be a Brony. But if that's the case, you've both got bigger issues to deal with).
Coupons or 'love vouchers'.
No.
Might work for this guy - hey, who wouldn't cash in an hour of 'Joey Love' - won't work for you.
"I got you a ring!"
"OMG OMG OMG!"
*shows ring*
"Isn't it the coolest?!?!? It's a mug, as well!"
*Silence.*
*A door slams.*
Why on earth would you be buying a Valentine's present for your ex anyway?
Unless it was to just mess with their heads, in which case, this is perfect.
We love The Oatmeal, possibly more than is healthy, and Matt Inman is an internet hero.
Still and all, the one day of the year that you get all gooey is possibly not the time to be introducing his work to your other half...
It's National No Smoking Day today and your girlfriend is using Lent as an opportunity to kick the habit.
So, a pink girly cigarette case.
What the were you thinking?
Got a cinephile in your life?
Don't get them that. Don't ever get them that.
Get them this instead.
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