In this video from American comedian Jason Horton, he imagines if people's Facebook statuses were used in real life conversations.
In short, it would be highly irritating.
From the humble-brags to the passive-aggressive attention seekers, ("You know who you are") it's a reminder of how useful the "hide from timeline" feature is on Facebook.
If only it worked that way in the real world.
"Are you ok hun? xx"