Simultaneously creepy and hilarious, this is veteran Hollywood actor Colin Farrell impersonating broadcaster George Hook while reading George Hook's forthcoming erotic novel.
There's a sentence we never thought we might write. It needs to be witnessed first hand.
"Last night, when she bent over me to fluff me pillows, I had a glimpse of her little gerls," - pre-order now, folks. We reckon Farrell's working title, '50 Shades of Grump', is a winner.
The segment aired on Today FM this morning as part of the Ian Dempsey breakfast show, and has its original in the fact that George Hook has previously - perhaps jokingly - said he'd like Colin Farrell to play him in the film adaptation.
We think Colin's nailed it, in fairness. That part is his.
Farrell is having great craic with the Irish this week in LA for the Special Olympics. Yesterday he