You can't pull the wool over little Abby Dean's eyes. So don't even try.
The four-year-old was at home with her babysitter in Washington, Wisconsin when two teenagers broke into the house and stole an Xbox, Wii, iPod, and her piggy bank. Who steals a four-year-old's piggy bank? How much could she possibly have in there?
When the police arrived, the babysitter told them that the culprits were both black, armed and looked like Abby's next-door neighbours. The police then arrested neighbour Cody Oaks - who as it turns out was innocent.
When police checked in with Abby, she was adamant that the burglars were, in fact, white. The babysitter eventually owned up - as it turned out, she had orchestrated the whole thing with her 16-year-old boyfriend and his friend. Oaks was released and the stolen goods returned to the little girl.
Abby wryly summed up the situation, telling Fox News:
"That was really her being bad. She's not a good babysitter."
Damn straight, Abby. Well done.