The New York Times is known for being a bastion of journalistic integrity - and now it grants wishes.
The Grey Lady made this woman's lifelong dream of being an anonymous source for a newspaper come true in yesterday's printed edition.
Likely dressed in a trench coat and sunglasses, the woman divulged top secret information on the state of the women's bathrooms at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.
Best reason to go off the record. pic.twitter.com/qi68vD8pxj
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) February 25, 2015
Granted, it's not the most glamorous of stories but still…
How mysterious.