An Irish comedian has posted a letter to ISIS on Facebook in response to their video last week listing Ireland as one of their targets.
Finchie Cova's letter has since been shared more than 23,000 times on Facebook and is proving a hit online.
And why not with gems like this: "What's this I hear about ye adding us to a list of countries called "The Global Coalition" in some mad 80's themed propaganda video? Ah lads come on will ya, shtep down from 3 legged horse now for a second and rewind the cassette cuz I think ye got it wrong."
Anyway, Finchie, who is clearly a man of peace and harmony has one stark warning for the lads in ISIS: "Don't even think about blowing up Leo Burdocks!!! Consider this your harshest warning!"
He also won't tolerate our cherished Irish pubs being involved in any skirmishes: "If any single pub is damaged during your short stay here, we will consider this an act of war!!! And we praise to our God Arthur, we will strike down on you with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to destroy our drinking patterns during a time of crises!"
Good on ye bud! You tell 'em!
Here's the full polemic for your enjoyment.