All you Romeos out there, beware of Muffin Top. She's after you if you go near her friends.
That's what Payton found out anyway when he got the elaborately colour-coded letter below from the exasperated sixth grader (11-year-olds apparently) recently.
Redditor xrazors posted the letter online which was found by his friend's brother, who happens to be a teacher in the States.
According to Muffin Top, this cad Payton is a "player" who cheated on two of her best friends, so understandably she's a bit miffed at his efforts to get it on with her String Bean, whose real name is Skylar by-the-way.
So beware, if you even consider hurting one of her pals then Muffin Top, Kenzie, Sierra and Felicity "will go OFF on YOU!!" And you should be scared of a gang with names like that.
Do not mess with Muffin Top!
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