A new survey of over 30,000 US women has revealed that Irish men are the second most attractive nationality.
Come again?
Yes ladies, that lad sitting on the couch beside you of an evening in his GAA jersey, picking bits of rasher out of his teeth with one hand and rummaging in his tracksuit bottoms with the other - the Yank women would fight you for him.
Really.
The survey was carried out by dating websitemisstravel.com, with Castleknock's Colin Farrell quoted as the 'face' to represent Irish manhood.
(We would have thought more Colm Meaney than Colin Farrell, but what do we know…)
It's not all good news - the men of Ireland were beaten to top spot by the Brits (face - Prince Harry), which will go down like a lead balloon.
1. British
2. Irish
3. Brazilian
4. Swedish
5. American
6. Spanish
7. Scottish
8. French
9. Greek
10, Puerto Rican
"It’s not fun to embark on a journey to couple-hood when the pickings are slim, especially if you are truly limited to a small population of single people in your corner of the world," according to misstravel.com.
"Dating abroad presents a variety of new options to expand your, er, dating palette."
Indeed. We expect hordes of marauding singletons to disembark in Shannon any day now.
Meanwhile, for any lads that have stuck with us this far - Colombian women were regarded as the hottest on the planet.
Here's Sofia Vergara, as a reward for making it to the end.
You're welcome.