Cork's 96FM Opinion Line aired an ominous warning today from a caller who warned, with no ambiguity whatsoever, that Ireland's apocalyptic doom has been sealed by the Yes vote at the weekend.
Hosts Deirdre O'Shaughnessy & PJ Coogan took a call from Jim, who believes Ireland failed a test that will result in the deaths of millions following Ireland's vote.
"The victory of the Yes side in the same sex referendum was not the people's victory," Jim begins calmly. "It was Satan's victory, enabled by the young pagans."
"God gave us a test - a chance to show the world we belong to him, before he corrects [and] chastises the world - probably before the end of the year.
"40 million people will die in this correction."
That seems a little harsh for Ireland's actions - killing eight times our entire population - but Jim warned that if we don't learn our lesson the first time, God will kill three-quarters of the world's population.
When Deirdre pressured that perhaps the bible wasn't entirely literal, Jim conceded that some tales in it might be parables, but Noah's ark was a historical event to learn from.
@pjcoogan @OpinionLine96 when the metor hits a new race of gay leprechauns dressed in rainbow colours will take over ireland.....
— Roy Coughlan (@CoughlanRoy) May 26, 2015
After a theological discussion, Jim says "I'm afraid of what's coming. It's not the end of the world, it's the end of this era."
He recommended listeners research the asteroid of September 2015, which he said was being hidden from the people to avoid a mass panic.
"Ireland would have escaped the worst of it," he warned, but the referendum has robbed the country of that chance.
Jim said there was nothing wrong with being a homosexual "as long as you don't take a partner and commit sodomy" and they should "offer their condition to God"
Yes voters, he warned, are running a risk of going to hell - but confession will save them.
So should I dig a bunker in the back garden?
Is there anything to back up the claim that fire will rain from the heavens?
Well, while it's true that an meteorite will almost certainly strike the earth in September, that's just fine - many of them strike the earth every year and are completely and utterly harmless.
The most dangerous object in space this year is 2007 VE191, which is 63 metres across and has a one in 63,000 chance of hitting earth on November 27.
However, it's estimated to miss us by about half the distance from earth to the sun - which is a pretty long way. About 75 million kilometres.
Divine retribution – if it comes – is likely to be a little more on-target.