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While nothing has been confirmed, that hasn’t stopped the rumour mill going into overdrive, especially on Twitter. And of course, the jokes. So many jokes.
Apparently, there's a luxury yacht called the Katrion that's been moored in Cork Harbour for the last few days. Coincidence? Or is it there to provide the newlyweds with a romantic rainy cruise around the Emerald Isle?
And, for the record, the lights on that fancy yacht in Cork Port were on when I passed. It's the obvious place for #kimye to stay...
— Jonathan Healy (@jonathanhealy) May 25, 2014
Paddy Power are already offering odds on what Kimye will get up to on their trip to the Rebel County.
God forbid Kanye kisses the Blarney Stone. The 'New Slaves' hitmaker gushed about his new wife and her famous family during several lengthy speeches at their wedding. The last thing he needs is the blessing of Blarney.
The news has stirred up old tensions between Cork and, well, everybody else.
And, of course, there'e been plenty of good old-fashioned banter.
Hearing reports that Kanye dragged Kim to a 24-hour petrol station last night at 3am because he was "gagging for a tin of Tanora".
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) May 26, 2014
If the conceive a child in Cork, they could always call it "Passage" #kimye
— Jonathan Healy (@jonathanhealy) May 25, 2014
They've been in the English Market already with Pat #Kimye pic.twitter.com/NveKw8dN0E
— Sinéad Sheehan (@SineadSheehan) May 25, 2014
If the rumours are true, it's gonna be a fun week.
Of course, not everyone is thrilled that their social media has been taking over by coverage of the celebrity couple.
How are Kimye getting on in Cork. Coz my existence, health and well being pivots around their happiness. *This tweet may be sarcastic
— Anne Marie O'Connor (@Kitsgirl1) May 26, 2014
This New York Post piece pretty much sums up what a lot of people are probably feeling about the media circus that surrounded the wedding and now their Irish honeymoon.
We like it.