Irishman's colourful obituary goes viral

Chris Connors died, at age 67, after trying to box his bikini-clad hospice nurse just moments earlier.

Irishman's colourful obituary goes viral

An Irishman's colourful obituary has gone viral after being published on Sea Coast Online.

Chris Connors died aged 67 in Maine after a long fight against motor neurone disease and stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

"Anyone else fighting ALS and stage 4 pancreatic cancer would have gone quietly into the night, but Connors was stark naked drinking Veuve in a house full of friends and family as Al Green played from the speakers."

He is described as a ladies man, game slayer, and outlaw. It also states that he died from stubbornness and whiskey.

Sea Coast Online shared the post on Twitter with the caption: "This family-submitted obituary is perhaps the most colourful we've ever received".

The obituary says: "As much as people knew hanging out with him would end in a night in jail or a killer screwdriver hangover, he was the type of man that people would drive 16 hours at the drop of a dime to come see. He lived 1000 years in the 67 calendar years we had with him because he attacked life; he grabbed it by the lapels, kissed it, and swung it back onto the dance floor.

"At the age of 26 he planned to circumnavigate the world - instead, he ended up spending 40 hours on a life raft off the coast of Panama. In 1974, he founded the Quincy Rugby Club. In his thirties, he sustained a knife wound after saving a woman from being mugged in New York City. He didn't slow down: at age 64, he climbed to the base camp of Mount Everest."

Instead of flowers, the obituary asks readers to pay an open bar tab or make a donation the Chris Connors Fund.

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