Irishman posts ad for wedding date who can talk about cows and 'still has own teeth'

The family are farmers so "if you can talk about cows it’s a help".

Irishman posts ad for wedding date who can talk about cows and 'still has own teeth'

If you’re female, single and free on September 25, we may have just the thing for you.

Matt, presumably from Sligo but living in London, is seeking a woman to attend his sister’s wedding with him "to keep the family happy".

The 38-year-old is looking for a woman around the same age as him, with her own teeth and not too tall, so he says.

The chosen lady will be rewarded with "a free dinner out of it and some drink", but has to be prepared for "a kiss or two...and a bit of holding-hand crack also".

Also - hope it's not a deal-breaker, but the family are farmers so "if you can talk about cows it’s a help".

Check out the original ad on Done Deal.

If the ad is genuine and you do end up going to the wedding with Matt - you MUST let us know how you get on!

This has all the hallmarks of a classic.

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