'I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.'
A keen-witted policeman has completed a witness statement in the name of a canine police 'officer'.
The talented pooch – who is called Peach – had to paw the note after prosecution officials wrote to demand the statement so they could use it as evidence in a court case.
The request was addressed to "PC Peach". His handler responded that there was nobody called PC Peach on the force, just a PD Peach, with the PD standing for Police Dog.
However, the demands kept coming so Peach's handler wrote a note back impersonating the dog.
In a note, which included a paw print signature, he stated: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
The statement has since been the subject of some comical comments after being posted on the Cop Humour and One Police pages on Facebook.
Unfortunately, it has since been deleted from those pages. Boo!
