The Cú Chulainn Coaster at Tayto Park is set to be the largest inverted wooden rollercoaster in Europe (and probably the only one in a crisps theme park) when it opens this summer.
And to whet your insatiable appetite for everything cheese-and-onion flavoured, the folks at Tayto Park have released a computer simulation of the coaster in action.
From the 2001 computer graphics to the epic battle music, it's exactly what we'd expect from the only place on earth with a giant Mr Tayto-shaped topiary.
The coaster, named after the Irish legendary hero, is 32.05 metres tall - and has a whopping 29-metre drop. It's made from 800,000 kgs of yellow pine wood, 100 tonnes of steel, and 700,000 nails and bolts.
Announcing the rollercoaster's name earlier this year, the park said it had been getting calls from rollercoaster enthusiasts "for months, asking to be on the rollercoaster on the first day.
"We have even had someone asking to be on the ride on the first day so that he can propose to his girlfriend!"
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