Nebraska police have to have their wits about them when it comes to the local criminal element - they're wily.
While searching 21-year-old Jordan Meier's car after he was stopped for a suspected DUI last Saturday, police found an empty sour cream container under a seat.
Only - shockingly - it did not contain sour cream. It contained weed - despite being labelled as 'Not Weed'
Dun dun DUN.
Despite his crafty attempt at misdirection, the police found the 11 grams of marijuana and Jordan admitted ownership. He was cited for possession and released.
When asked by The Smoking Gun why he had mislabelled the container, Jordan replied:
"I don't know… I thought I was being funny. Inside joke with myself, I suppose."
It was funny. For us.