An Garda Síochána have posted this messageto their Facebook page - for the day that's in it.
They're seeking the public's assistance in locating a man who "is known to have Friends in Low Places and is often seen Standing Outside the Fire and was due to attend the Dance."
"When last seen he was heard saying He Ain’t Going Down til the Sun Comes Up and phoning friends say he was Calling Baton rouge."
Any ideas?
The man is described as having "a southern American accent and is often seen wearing a stetson. He has been known to smash guitars and likes to keep fit by running across stages at concerts."
Hmm, who could that be?
Very clever, social media team. Very clever indeed.
Bonus points for incorporating all the song titles into it.
Wonder how long it took?