This dad a great time filling out a questionnaire for his daughter's child carers.
Although, we can imagine there's a grain of truth to some of the answers, such as Emma's interests which include "long yells on the beach" and "firmly gripping dog's hair".
Our favourite is her final goal to "inflict sleep depravation on my parents until such time as they acquiesce to my every whim".
We hear ye!
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