Engage your ears with this stellar Captain Picard remix
Resistance to this catchy electro beat is pointless futile.
For children of the 1990s, the iconic figure of Star Trek's Jean Luc Picard is forever etched on our minds. Patrick Stewart's performance was so strong that the Captain of the Enterprise-D is forever recognisable.
Now, Remix masters Eclectic Method have released a new Captain Picard mashup track - with an electro beat that matches perfectly with Stewart's steady rhythm and pace. Even better, they've chosen clips that rhyme almost perfectly.
The chorus, too, takes 's main theme and runs it through a chirpy synthesiser to create an out-of-this-world beat.
There must be something about captains of the starship Enterprise, as it's a popular topic for musical mashups.
Picard has already had a viral sensation in the Captain Jean Luc Picard song from the early days of YouTube - which has clocked up three million views in the past decade. And let's not forget Picard's Christmas song, 'Make It So'.
And even Captain Kirk, played by William Shatner, has his own techno track - the 'Shatner of the Mount' by Fall On Your Sword, which takes a bizarre interview from the Star Trek 5 DVD and sets it to techno music.
Involving much discussion of Kirk making love to the mountain and the philosophical difficulties of climbing rocks, it's a classic.
Somehow, we doubt Captains Sisko or Janeway will ever get such glorious treatment.
