Have you been watching the Olympics? Because you should. You should watch curling. It is the most exciting sport on earth.
It's like playing bowling with your mates. You concentrate, you line up, and let go - and then all you can do is react. Or, in the case of curling, scream at your sweeping teammates.
Just listen to the madness:
Not only that, but curling seems to attract a very cool type of character. Check out the sartorial chops of Norway's Thomas Ulsrud, who cares not for your conventions:
And the stiff competition from Russia's uniform:
JUST LOOK AT THE INTENSITY OF IT ALL!
And Canada's vice-skip Ryan Fry delivering the rock, like some sort of hovering flying Superman.
And, finally, the dedication: watch this Russian curler do everything to avoid knocking the rocks - including smacking his face off the ice.
Photos via Press Association.