Beer keg curling, the new national sport
We've already covered the undeniable fact that curling is the greatest of all Winter Olympic sports, but it's not one we're well-equipped for in Ireland, with the lack of ice and all.
But you know what we can do? Beer keg curling.
The lads from Harry Byrnes pub in Clontarf invented the new game while
carefully researching efficient keg management techniques acting the maggot.
We can totally see this happening in the Irish Olympics - along with the Casteltown Donkey Derby and the welly-throw.