In a wonderful case of metaphors coming to life, this skunk had to be rescued after getting his head stuck in a bottle of beer.
The skunk was found close to a frat house (of course) in Ohio by a resident who then called the police.
An animal control officer then released him - without getting sprayed by the skunk's notorious wiffy spray.
And while we have no knowledge if this little guy was under the influence or not, we'd like to imagine he was. Just a little.