20 things Niall Horan might like for his birthday

Mullingar's most famous export since Joe Dolan turns 20 today. But what do you get for the boy who has everything?

20 things Niall Horan might like for his birthday

It's Niall Horan's birthday today but whatever could you get someone who probably has everything?

Well as the One Direction heartthrob is turning 20 today, we've compiled the top 20 gifts that we think he would just love.

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1. A VOUCHER FOR AN ASS TATTOO

His ideal woman is Cheryl Cole and since he is the only remaining member of the band to get a tattoo we're sure he would just love this.

2. A CUSTOM GAA JERSEY

His nickname is 'Nialler'. His home county is Westmeath. Job's a good 'un.

Adapted (badly) from original pic:www.oneills.com

3. A GOURMET DINNER OUT

Niall's favourite restaurant is Nandos. Scratch the gourmet then just dinner out.

4. A SOLO DEAL

On One Direction's debut album poor Niall only got about 1minute and 25 seconds of solos - the least of the whole group.

It's time for him to shine...

5. SOME COMICS

The 20-year-old has admitted to only ever reading one book in full, Harper Lee's ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’.

Has to be said though, if you're only going to read one book in your life, that's a pretty damn good choice.

6. A SEASON TICKET FOR HIS FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM

Niall is a big fan of Derby County and was their mascot in 2006 after attending his first game aged four.

Derby County though. Why?

7. AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO THE WESTMEATH ACCENT

Not for Niall, for the other ones - Harry, Zayne, Liam and Louis.

They could then talk in the dulcet tones of home on the tour bus, reminding Niall of his halcyon childhood.

Ok, we're scrabbling here. Bear with us.

8. CUBAN MAN HEELS

Niall is approximately 5ft 7 in height.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nothing at all.

Pic: www.myliftkits.com

9. TWO GOLDFISH

Niall’s first pets, two goldfish called Tom and Jerry, died in a tragic accident. Unfortunately his older brother Greg overfed them.

We suggest the names Simon and Louis for their replacements.

10. A DESERT ISLAND HOLIDAY

Niall suffers from claustrophobia, which is obviously worsened by constant hordes of screaming girls surrounding him. He also hates pigeons so you could kill two birds with one stone here (puntastic, we know).

11. LEFTIE STUFF

Niall is left-handed.

12. THE LATEST IPHONE

He can't live without his phone and Apple would surely want him to have one before anyone else.

13. CAMOFLAGE LESSONS

His chosen superpower is to be invisible.

15. A LIFE-SIZE MODEL OF MICHELLE OBAMA

To go with the one of her husband that he already owns, but which apparently has had an arm knocked off it.

16. A PART IN THE GREASE STAGE SHOW

Niall’s favourite movie of all time is Grease.

17. A BELT

In January 2012 Louis pulled Niall’s pants down at a motorway service station in front of fans, much to his embarrassment.

18. A NUTRITIONIST OR A HOT AIR BALLOON

Apparently Niall farts a lot. He's just let one off in the below picture, in fact.

19. A TRIP TO FOTA

Niall is a big fan of giraffes. He’s even been photographed by paparazzi cuddling a toy one.

Explaining why he loves them so, Niall said: “They’re so long, I wish I was one, then maybe I’d be taller.”

Can be used in conjunction with or in place of gift number eight.

20. HIS DREAM DATE

Niall's dream date is with iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove. He also says he would only date a fan if they didn't scream in his face and he wants more male fans.

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This article was a team effort but special effort goes to our sports editor Peter Towe, who raided his daughter's One Direction annual for pertinent facts.

Pete's more of a Sabbath man.

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