The Calcium Kid is no Lord of the Ring
30/04/2004 - 17:01:00The Calcium Kid
Director: Alex De Rakoff
Cast: Orlando Bloom, David Kelly, Billie Piper
Cert: 15.
They made me do it, m'lud; it was a moment of insanity!
Bloom, fresh from his stint in Lord of the Rings, somehow turns up in what must be one of the worst films ever made. Indeed, it IS!
He plays a London milkman who accidentally KO's the would-be middleweight champion of the world, and must, naturally, step into the ring as his replacement.
It is an awful film in all respects, truly awful. Bloom will spend the rest of his career cringing at the memory of having made it; somebody, somewhere must have photographs of an unsavoury nature.
Star Rating: 0/5
